OK, I'm disappointed.
Going through the haul of CDs I got on Freecylce, I came across one by a band called "Bumpin' Uglies."
I really really really wanted to like it, since "bumping uglies" is my second-favorite euphemism for sex. But, alas, 'twas not meant to be. The album is boring. I'm talking four-hour-history-lecture boring. Gone, it is.