With the Christmas holiday upon us, I was thinking of the song, "Winter Wonderland."Humming it, I started changing lyrics in my head. Bored, I texted a line to my sister:
In the oven you can melt a snowman.
I wasn't sure if she'd recognize where this was from. But she texted back:
His carrot nose will turn mushy and brown.
Not to be outdone, I came back with:
Ask him if he's Jewish, he'll say "No, man."
My sister completed the verse with:
"Don't let such meshugaas get you you down."